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Nulgar
Anything that isn't a cow joke.
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Post by
atomicwolf22
Hmm this I think should be moved ether to Rogue or Off-topic. I'll tag it and see were it ends up at.
Also I'm thinking something along the lines of: KillerCow
A play on the disease.
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Post by
cephadex
Let me start off by saying tauren are perhaps my all-time favorite race in the game, if not second-favorite next to orcs.
That said, Bliz may as well make tauren rogues, why not. Tauren paladin was ridiculous enough. Even if some might claim it works lore-wise, tauren rogue would work lore-wise, too, but it's just too ridiculous. Tauren are these earthy, rugged creatures, and they look udderly (har, har) ridiculous when decked out in in gleaming, pristine holy elegance. It just doesn't work. If you think it works, you probably started playing when this atrocity was already ongoing. If they think a rugged tauren who scratches his butt and moos looks just dandy in righteous garbs of glory, what's stopping them from depicting him "stealthily" sneaking around in, say, a china shop? Go full out, throw in a few tauren ballerinas and gymnasts, too, maybe a blood elf druid who turns into a teacup poodle for feral stance.
Post by
morginar
blood elf druid
The Tempest keep Botanica instance was filled with them and had a boss do tree form. Their origin is supposedly bending nature to their will rather than asking. Kinda how the Blood Knight started by draining holy from a Naaru.
Besides Akama is a rogue and a draenei. So why not Draenei rogue?
What clever Rogue names can you think of?
Nishkarn Grimtotem?
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Post by
Stabhorn
You can actually see stealthed tauren guards in one of the Hellfire Citadel dungeons; I always thought of those guys as the rogues :)
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719222
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Post by
itascagasman
Any Tauren should have only one name...Brisket
Post by
Jkpman
Anything that isn't a cow joke.
Agreed.
The Tempest keep Botanica instance was filled with them and had a boss do tree form. Their origin is supposedly bending nature to their will rather than asking. Kinda how the Blood Knight started by draining holy from a Naaru.
Besides Akama is a rogue and a draenei. So why not Draenei rogue?
With you 100%, I guess the thinking behind it is you can't sneak with hooves.
*clop clop* SHHHHHH!
Post by
Monday
Anything that isn't a cow joke.
Agreed.
This.
Post by
voodoopimp
With you 100%, I guess the thinking behind it is you can't sneak with hooves.
*clop clop* SHHHHHH!
Have you ever heard something with hooves trying to sneak? No? It's because they're
just that good.
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Monday
With you 100%, I guess the thinking behind it is you can't sneak with hooves.
*clop clop* SHHHHHH!
Have you ever heard something with hooves trying to sneak? No? It's because they're
just that good.
The purple onez are da sneakiest
.
Post by
Adamsm
With you 100%, I guess the thinking behind it is you can't sneak with hooves.
*clop clop* SHHHHHH!
Have you ever heard something with hooves trying to sneak? No? It's because they're
just that good.
Ask any farmer who has suddenly had a horse or cow appear behind them and made them jump 10 feet in the air.
Post by
Jkpman
With you 100%, I guess the thinking behind it is you can't sneak with hooves.
*clop clop* SHHHHHH!
Have you ever heard something with hooves trying to sneak? No? It's because they're
just that good.
Ask any farmer who has suddenly had a horse or cow appear behind them and made them jump 10 feet in the air.
That's because inbreeding can severely damage your hearing along with many other genetic defects.
Post by
cephadex
Come on all, a name for a Tauren Rouge... Isn't it obvious?
Wheresthebeef
Marry me?
Post by
Maurvyn
Come on all, a name for a Tauren Rouge... Isn't it obvious?
Wheresthebeef
I have seen a Cowpally named Heresthebeef.
I was trying to think of some instance where a cow has been sneaky or appeared out of nowhere..
All I can come up with is this flying cow...
Teh cow is at 2:58...
Post by
Jkpman
I was trying to think of some instance where a cow has been sneaky or appeared out of nowhere..
I'm sure many a married man can provide you with instances of that happening ;)
Sorry ladies but he did say cow not bull.
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