Kezan Citizen yells: A big convention, see? To show off all of our inventions. We'll call it GoblinCon. And we'll give away special pets! Except most people will probably sell them for profit on the auction house.
Kezan Citizen yells: A binary number system. It uses only two numbers. 6 and 11.
Kezan Citizen yells: A globe that shows the inside of the planet... on the outside. So you know where to dig!
Kezan Citizen yells: A truck that delivers ice-cream. With a catapult.
Kezan Citizen yells: Attach two vehicles to a bigger vehicle, and then have the passengers jump from one vehicle to the other!
Kezan Citizen yells: Bathrobes with integrated shower-nozzles.
Kezan Citizen yells: Distilling the juice out of kaja'mite to make a delicious, carbonated beverage that will give people IDEAS! Hey, wait a minute...
Kezan Citizen yells: Doc!
Kezan Citizen yells: Don't worry. The zombies are looking for brains. You're safe.
Kezan Citizen yells: Dwarves. In. Space!
Kezan Citizen yells: Earwax. It's got to be good for SOMETHING.
Kezan Citizen yells: Edible rocket fuel!
Kezan Citizen yells: Electrical wires used to send messages over great distances... no, impractical. Giant rockets, with speakers attached....
Kezan Citizen yells: Explosive fire extinguishers! We'll fight fire... WITH fire!
Kezan Citizen yells: Fake food! Created by grinding up real food and pressing it into shapes of different food. With artificial flavoring!
Kezan Citizen yells: Feed pigs rubber, 'til they bounce. There's got to be an application for that.
Kezan Citizen yells: Flerberts. I'm not sure what they do, but I'd better lock down the name with a trademark.
Kezan Citizen yells: Giant gnomes. No, wait... tiny giants!
Kezan Citizen yells: Gloves with built-in clappers, for hands-free clapping.
Kezan Citizen yells: Goblins with gills!
Kezan Citizen yells: Handheld one-way mirrors!
Kezan Citizen yells: Headshoes!
Kezan Citizen yells: Help me, help me!
Kezan Citizen yells: Houses made of dirt! When you clean them... THEY'RE GONE.
Kezan Citizen yells: How about smiling monkey wallets?
Kezan Citizen yells: How about this: Instant water! Just add... oh.
Kezan Citizen yells: I'm bleeding!
Kezan Citizen yells: I've got it: Squeezeable rocks!
Kezan Citizen yells: Invisible bunnies! We'll put them all over the place, and they'll control everything!
Kezan Citizen yells: Invisible condiments. For an unobstructed view of your food.
Kezan Citizen yells: Leashes... with pre-attached pets.
Kezan Citizen yells: Little help here!
Kezan Citizen yells: Mom detectors.
Kezan Citizen yells: Motorized gravy-boat. With laser lump vaporizer.
Kezan Citizen yells: Mouse-sized beartraps... no... Bear-sized mousetraps!!
Kezan Citizen yells: Murder permits!
Kezan Citizen yells: Nose-stenders. For smelling things in different rooms.
Kezan Citizen yells: One-sided paper!
Kezan Citizen yells: Portable gasoline squirt-guns!
Kezan Citizen yells: Recycling! But, for stuff that's never been used before.
Kezan Citizen yells: Shirts with leg-holes. Reversable shirtshorts!
Kezan Citizen yells: Shoes with wheels on them. And gloves with wheels - for when you fall down.
Kezan Citizen yells: So I have this idea for a movie. Three gnomes find a bracelet of power...
Kezan Citizen yells: Soap on a rope! Attached to a chain. Mounted via a steel cable. To some soap.
Kezan Citizen yells: Spoon sharpeners!
Kezan Citizen yells: Stairways... for horizontal surfaces!
Kezan Citizen yells: State-sponsored healthcare!
Kezan Citizen yells: String-less kites!
Kezan Citizen yells: Tauren Paladins!
Kezan Citizen yells: Tether-footbomb!
Kezan Citizen yells: That hurt!
Kezan Citizen yells: Thirteen-sided dice!
Kezan Citizen yells: Water-proof soap! For underwater use!
Kezan Citizen yells: We put a whole town... in a tiny little box!
Kezan Citizen yells: What if we were to ORGANIZE crime?
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