Assistant Greely yells: It's the one on the far right! Hurry, Hobart! It's going to eggsplode!
Assistant Greely yells: WHAT?!!!
Assistant Greely says: Hmm, I know I saw it around here somewhere, but are you sure? That thing turns the user into a brute instead of projecting an image of one about fifty percent of the time. And then they explode!
Assistant Greely says: I will, I will. But, Hobart, you have to calm down. Your blood pressure! You're turning deep green!
Assistant Greely says: I'm on it, doctor. Schematics, check. Toothbrush, check.
Assistant Greely says: Is that egg on your face?
Assistant Greely says: Now what's this about you 'always loved me', Grapplehammer?
Assistant Greely says: Right away. I'll flag the Lab-In-A-Box for deployment in Azshara. I'll pack her little cushion in with her, too. She's so cute!
Assistant Greely says: Technically speaking, that's not true, doctor. The rocks that fly out of a volcano like Mount Kajaro are called ejecta. It's not the sky. It's molten rock, or tephra. It cools as it descends, becoming lava bombs. Very appropriate, wouldn't you say?
Assistant Greely says: There. One Micro Mechachicken. I'll never understand how you come up with these names.
Assistant Greely says: Um, Hobart, you're at the controls.
Assistant Greely says: Um, Hobart, you're wearing them.
Assistant Greely says: We can both agree on that, doctor.
Assistant Greely says: We're still alive, Doctor Grapplehammer, despite your best efforts.
Assistant Greely says: Ya think? Hobart, the Micro Mechachicken is destablizing. It's expanding!
Assistant Greely says: Yeah, a real party that I was actually invited to. Why does something always happen and I never get to go? I could use a drink.
Assistant Greely says: Yes, Doctor Grapplehammer.
Assistant Greely says: You don't have to yell, Hobart, I'm standing right here. Sheesh!
Assistant Greely says: You're going to blow if you don't calm down! Don't you think it was a little bit convenient? The dragon flying over right as the winning field goal for the footbomb finals was kicked into Mount Kajaro?
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