Goblin Survivor yells: A big convention, see? To show off all of our inventions. We'll call it GoblinCon. And we'll give away special pets! Except most people will probably sell them for profit on the auction house.
Goblin Survivor yells: A binary number system. It uses only two numbers. 6 and 11.
Goblin Survivor yells: A globe that shows the inside of the planet... on the outside. So you know where to dig!
Goblin Survivor yells: A spring-loaded plunger with blades attached, for processing food. Or people you disagree with.
Goblin Survivor yells: A truck that delivers ice-cream. With a catapult.
Goblin Survivor yells: Attach two vehicles to a bigger vehicle, and then have the passengers jump from one vehicle to the other!
Goblin Survivor yells: Bagel-holes!
Goblin Survivor yells: Bathrobes with integrated shower-nozzles.
Goblin Survivor yells: Chocolate-flavored vanilla!
Goblin Survivor yells: Distilling the juice out of kaja'mite to make a delicious, carbonated beverage that will give people IDEAS! Hey, wait a minute...
Goblin Survivor yells: Dwarves. In. Space!
Goblin Survivor yells: Earwax. It's got to be good for SOMETHING.
Goblin Survivor yells: Edible beds. So you can have breakfast in bed. Beds... for breakfast!
Goblin Survivor yells: Edible rocket fuel!
Goblin Survivor yells: Electrical wires used to send messages over great distances... no, impractical. Giant rockets, with speakers attached....
Goblin Survivor yells: Explosive fire extinguishers! We'll fight fire... WITH fire!
Goblin Survivor yells: Fake food! Created by grinding up real food and pressing it into shapes of different food. With artificial flavoring!
Goblin Survivor yells: Flerberts. I'm not sure what they do, but I'd better lock down the name with a trademark.
Goblin Survivor yells: Games you can play with your face!
Goblin Survivor yells: Gloves with built-in clappers, for hands-free clapping.
Goblin Survivor yells: Goblins with gills!
Goblin Survivor yells: Half man...half sharkalligator!
Goblin Survivor yells: Handheld one-way mirrors!
Goblin Survivor yells: Houses made of dirt! When you clean them... THEY'RE GONE.
Goblin Survivor yells: How about smiling monkey wallets?
Goblin Survivor yells: How about this: Instant water! Just add... oh.
Goblin Survivor yells: I've got it: Squeezeable rocks!
Goblin Survivor yells: Invisible bunnies! We'll put them all over the place, and they'll control everything!
Goblin Survivor yells: Invisible condiments. For an unobstructed view of your food.
Goblin Survivor yells: It's like bungie-jumping, right? But without a cord, see? And you start at the bottom. I guess it's just sorta like regular jumping. But with guns.
Goblin Survivor yells: Leashes... with pre-attached pets.
Goblin Survivor yells: Motorized gravy-boat. With laser lump vaporizer.
Goblin Survivor yells: Mouse-sized beartraps... no... Bear-sized mousetraps!!
Goblin Survivor yells: Murder permits!
Goblin Survivor yells: Nose-stenders. For smelling things in different rooms.
Goblin Survivor yells: One-sided paper!
Goblin Survivor yells: Ooh, that's gotta hurt!
Goblin Survivor yells: Portable gasoline squirt-guns!
Goblin Survivor yells: Recycling! But, for stuff that's never been used before.
Goblin Survivor yells: Shirts with leg-holes. Reversable shirtshorts!
Goblin Survivor yells: Shoes with wheels on them. And gloves with wheels - for when you fall down.
Goblin Survivor yells: So I have this idea for a movie. Three gnomes find a bracelet of power...
Goblin Survivor yells: Soap on a rope! Attached to a chain. Mounted via a steel cable. To some soap.
Goblin Survivor yells: Spoon sharpeners!
Goblin Survivor yells: State-sponsored healthcare!
Goblin Survivor yells: String-less kites!
Goblin Survivor yells: Tauren Paladins!
Goblin Survivor yells: Thirteen-sided dice!
Goblin Survivor yells: Upside-down boats! They'll never capsize!
Goblin Survivor yells: Water-proof soap! For underwater use!
Goblin Survivor yells: What if we were to ORGANIZE crime?
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